http://whoreforhoran1d.tumblr.com/

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:28:39 -0400

hungarian: i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:24:20 -0400

i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes

ohthatquietgirl: x

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:24:14 -0400

ohthatquietgirl:

x

The problems of writing

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:21:21 -0400

pitchblack-the-nightmare-king:

Having a Beginning

Having an Ending

But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?

HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING

WHAT IS A PLOT

WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS

WHAT IS WRITING

zaynthirsty: HE LOOKS LIKE 2011 ZAYN IM PUKING

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:17:12 -0400

zaynthirsty:

HE LOOKS LIKE 2011 ZAYN IM PUKING

baconbandersnatch: pippa6100: I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:13:17 -0400

baconbandersnatch:

pippa6100:

I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr

Well I’ll be dimmadamned.

lonelywhiteasian: lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:10:09 -0400

lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

a-superwentzromance: I have just realized my relationship with bands is like the relationship...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:09:57 -0400

a-superwentzromance:

I have just realized my relationship with bands is like the relationship the squirrel has with the nut in ice age

thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:08:58 -0400

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:07:22 -0400

sheyndel: hoerans: x fuck this piece of shit i want to

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:03:35 -0400

sheyndel:

hoerans:

x

fuck this piece of shit

i want to

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:02:42 -0400

matzoballer: your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:51:35 -0400

matzoballer:

your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi

dearmisswhite: crazyboutthemwranglerjeans: “Can I ask you something?” The single scariest phrase...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:51:20 -0400

dearmisswhite:

crazyboutthemwranglerjeans:

“Can I ask you something?”

The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop

right behind “we need to talk”

groovystyles: i am completely convinced that niall is the happiest human in the entire world

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:50:26 -0400

groovystyles:

i am completely convinced that niall is the happiest human in the entire world

edwardshirrun: the only reason ed got worst dressed was because they wanted him to show up with the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:47:32 -0400

edwardshirrun:

the only reason ed got worst dressed was because they wanted him to show up with the ellen boxer briefs and were disappointed when they saw him wearing clothes

#ohhhhhh barbara

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:43:59 -0400

#ohhhhhh barbara

dogesexual: do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:42:42 -0400

dogesexual:

do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to

uanwithniall: With ya on that one troye.

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:38:18 -0400

uanwithniall:

With ya on that one troye.

seblaine: time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:38:08 -0400

seblaine:

time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet